Sam's Magical Land of Odd Things

HEY SUMMER! HOW'S IT GOIN? LONG TIME NO SEE, EH?

2009-06-23T19:18:00.000-07:00

Howdy.

IT'S SUMMER. OOOH THANK THE DEAR LORD IN HEAVEN. Seriously.

So. I'm about to make a list of all the nerdy things I've done today(first day of summer) that make the Nerdtastic Summer list. Oh, I need to mention that-Professor Spork(Leah) on YouTube, is challenging all viewers to bring out their inner nerd over the summer and video response it. Yepp. Here's my list so far:

-I gave everyone on my AIM buddy list their own sound. EVERYONE.
-GOT GLASSES. I really needed them. Well, I didn't just like randomly get them, I received them today. They're really pretty.
-Wrote in a friend's yearbook:

Hey ___.
I can tie string.
-Sam Melmer

Yeah.
-Assigned each of my friends a stalker.
-Named my pen-Special Pen.
-Named a picture of a bus, "School Bus Yo".
-Attempted to tell a story of how I come to school every morning by traveling through TV's and becoming animated.

So, Leah, I think you can see how I might just post the most videos this summer.

It's on.

~Sam~

P.S: Yeah, I used tildes. What, I can't be a daredevil?

P.S.S: See how nerdy I am? dkalhsdjhsdjfh

Of emotions and heartache

2009-06-08T16:54:00.000-07:00

I really believe that I need summer. Like, now.

I will welcome it with open arms, embrace it, and try to live in my best friends house.

Here are some things that I do in the summer that I NEVER do in the school-season:

1. Go for two days without sleep. It's actually really fun.
2. Sneak in to the nearby apartment complexes pool so much that the regulars think that you live there and you can stop sneaking in.
3. Go barefoot around the whole neighborhood.
4. Play four-square with the whole neighborhood.
5. Wear sun-dresses.
6. Wear any type of dress at all.
7. Catch so many frogs that they fill up the cheap plastic kiddie pool you haven't thrown away, comepletely for this purpose, just to have all the frogs jump away at night. *sigh*
8. Listen to Shakira. At early hours of the morning.
9. Put up with things.
10. Actually think that the "I Like Fat Girls" song is funny.
11. Put on full make-up, just to sit on brothers laptop and take pictures. (NONE innapropriate, mind you)
12. Read all 7 Harry Potter books in a week.

G'NIGHT LOVELIES. <3

--Sam x

I'm weird.

2009-06-06T17:33:00.000-07:00

I miss people.

I have a weird life.

I miss everyone.

I'm so jelous.

I'm obnoxious.

But that's me. I've come to terms with that. I just have to get through each day as random and extreme as possible. That=my goal.

By now everyone probably knows that Adam Lambert lost AI. (Fuck Allen)

So, yeah, I'm not gonna ramble about that.

I actually have no inspiration for writing this atm. Oh. I'm re-reading GOF.

I'm at the part where they're setting the tent up at the World Cup.

I have my dad reading the first HP book. It's amazing. I read the entire first chapter aloud to him while we were stuck in a traffic jam the other day(we had just bought him the book) and after that(still in the jam) we had an in depth discussion about how in the first movie you think that Vernon Dursley is a jerkface from the moment you see him. In the book you get that whole scene with Uncle Vernon at work and seeing the crazily dressed people. You actually almost feel sympathetic with him about things...Almost. Then you see he's a jerkface.

I have nothing else to say.

G'bye darlings.

-Sam x

:]]]]]]

2009-05-14T16:04:00.000-07:00

Hiiiii people.

So.

I'm dedicating this to Tony. xD

SPEAKING OF TONY-

Please don't die! Tony if the most fricking awesome NCIS character in the show. And world. Like...TV world.

[I NEED TO SAY ANOTHER THING.

McGee shall die. ]

Anyways.

AMERICAN IDOL.

I was like "HECK TO THE YES!!!" when I saw that Adam was still on and Danny was kicked off. GO ADAM. Even if you're gay, who cares[not that it is comfirmed]. EVERYONE SUPPORTS ADAM. Cause he makes shitty songs sound like they fell from the rock n' roll heavens. :]

I totally failed BEDA. Sorry.

So yes.

GIGGITY GIGGITY.

Blog on...

-Sam-x

Stuff.

2009-04-21T17:43:00.000-07:00

So, I got a two hr time limit on my cpu today. (not for the wkends, thank god.)

That sucks. But it also makes me happy cause I never actually do stuff on the comp.

I mean, I check/update things, watch all the new vids in my YT sub box...etc, but after that...I just surf. It's kinda pointless/time consuming. So...It actually helps me.

Anyways, I'll go now cause I only have around 10 mins left. :]

Love from,

Sam x

2009-04-21T17:35:00.000-07:00

THIS IS FOR YESTERDAY

So. My topic is Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo. [This post is dedicated to my friend TonyxD]

He's funny.

Witty.

Sexy.

Badass.

AWESOME.

He is amazing.

He's TONY. :]

He's hotter than Gibbs.

And should be with Ziva rather than Kate or Jeanne. [ignore the fact that Kate's dead, I just really hate Kate.]

So yes. Ignore the fact that I have so many inside joke in this, I could die. :]

I shot my hat, so I got another one. :]

--Sam x

2009-04-19T19:13:00.000-07:00

So. I was thinking. Anddd...

What if I posted my song lyrics here? Hmm...That would be kinda cool. I'll see what you guys think of this one-

I Don't Wanna Hurt You

If I need a reason
I'll go searching
It won't be hard to find
You'd know
If you love someone
As much as I

I don't need anymore
Drama, I'm bursting inside
People tell me
I'm no good for you
You think that's not true
But they're convincing me

Do I have to go searching
For a reason

Please, tell me
Why I'm no good
For him...

I don't need anymore
Drama, I'm bursting inside
People tell me
I'm no good for you
You think that's not true
But they're convincing me
Too...

AhhhhhAhhhh

I don't want to hurt you
Anymore
Tell me, and I'll be gone
Do you still love me,
As I love you

I don't need anymore
Drama, I'm bursting inside
People tell me
I'm not good enough for you
You think that's not true
But they're convincing me too...

Do you get
Physical pain,
From trying to love me?

Does your heart stop,
In a good way,
When I come in the room?

Either way, tell me.

I don't need anymore
Drama, I'm bursting inside
People tell me
I'm not good enough for you

I don't wanna hurt you...

Don't need anymore drama.

I hope you liked it.

I wrote it in the perspective of one of my friends. She told me the story and I wrote as if I were her, from her experience. She does have alot of drama. That's for you, Leprechaun.

-->Sam x

2009-04-18T17:28:00.001-07:00

So I was thinking. What if I was a Mew Mew. As in...TOKYO MEW MEW!!! :]

I think I would be Mew Cinnamon cause...well I'm a Halloween baby, and I like cinnamon...

Or Vanilla!!! It's my scent. :]

Argy, I'm not sure.

I'll stick w/ Cinnamon.

So...I would have a cool light reddish, brownish colored outfit. And...animal?

Well...I would be infused with the DNA of a Grizzly bear! :]

Anyways...

FUN STUFF.

:]

-Sam xx

I'M BACK AND I'M SO SORRY!!

2009-04-18T07:33:00.000-07:00

guuuuyyyyysss!!!

I am so sorry I haven't been updating this. I should be like...punished or something...:[

I've been grounded for 2 weeks but I'm back now.

I'll try to stay out of trouble, but who knows how long that'll last, knowing me.

So anyways.

APRIL HOLIDAYS.

It's almost over but I'll tell you what I did.

I went to South Carolina from Friday[10th] to Wednesday[14th]. I saw all my Dad's side of the fam, so that was joyfull.

Unfortunately I have some odd[I mean extremely odd] relatives...so...AWKWARD MOMENTS.

It was around 70F and sunny most of the time except for a day when it rained but whatev. All good.

I MISSED MOST OF BEDA[Blog Every Day April], BUT I'LL CONTINUE TILL THE END OF THIS MONTH.

Hoping I'm forgiven,

Sam xx

Bus...

2009-04-03T04:30:00.000-07:00

Alright so I am blogging today, but only cause I missed my bus, and I still won't be able to tomorrow.

Yepp, so I missed my bus cause I woke up at 7:20. I go to my bus at 7:25. :/

I'm partly dressed, my hair's a mess, and my mum is in a horrible mood. Thank fate.

Hopefully I'll be cheerful by the end of the day.

-Sam x

Response to hayleyghoover's "Sexy/Nonsexy" blogpost! :]

2009-04-02T18:21:00.001-07:00

Things that are sexy:
--James Phelps. :]
--The whole kiss scene in Twilight.
--The guy I like.
--DiNozzo. [NCIS]
--When guys show up at your door with a shy smile and roses.
--Harry Potter guys. :]
--Cats. xD Well, my cat's being sexy right now. lmao.
--Dylan Sprouse has grown up very much. Search for the twins latest Ellen appearence.
--*slaps self* J-Joe...Jonas...? *wince* I am so embarassing myself...
--Robert Pattinson, hands down.
--Taylor Lautner, same as Rob, hands down.
--Guys leaning against cars. Cool cars.
--Youtube couples.
--Some scenes in HP fanfiction.
--Mookie627(Jill aka Biscuit) from DeviantArt's work. :]
--Michael Seater. :/
--Ziva and Tony's relationship. So help me God, if they don't end up together *muffled muttering*
--Guys that sing and play guitar. :]
--Youtube guys.
--Fictional characters. Hands down. Epic win.
Things that are not sexy:
--Porn.
--Paris Hilton.
--Johnny Depp.
--Hoes.
--Jesus sandals.
--Guys with uber long toenails. Yes, I'm talking to Mike.
--Too much cologne.
--Too many tattoos. Like 2, is okay.
--Guys eating. Eehhh. Close your mouth, for once!
--Baseball. Those uniforms...>.<

Hope you enjoyed my weird musings! That's two posts in my first day! *claps*

--Sam x

BEDA start!

2009-04-02T16:15:00.000-07:00

Hey.

So, I'm participating in this awesometacular idea of the fantastic author, Maureen Johnson. It's called BEDA, or Blog Every Day April. I'll be starting now, on the second, so as you won't think this is an April Fools Joke[Although, that would be quite like me:].

Let's get down to blogging!

So I'm probably not going to be blogging tomorrow or Saturday because I'm moving Saturday and tomorrow I'm probably packing my cpu. :/ (There goes my life...)

But, hopefully I'll be up and running again by Sunday! *happydance*

So...today happenings...

I'm currently watching Twilight after it sitting on my shelf since Monday. I've seen it twice in theaters, so it's a bit thrilling to have it on my own bedroom screen. <3

I'm at the part where Alice sees James kick the tree in a vision while they're at the hotel and she's all drawing and being cool and psychic. (Point for runon sentences!)

Anyways...

Yeah, so I'm enjoying that. :]

My mum just brought up my dinner-Mac and Cheese. Yummm. :P

I was also marking up my Half-Blood Prince calendar again. Haven't been using it lately cause it fell off my wall last month and it left a really big hole in the wall(I can't get the tack back in there) and I am so stubborn(I won't put it up anywhere but that spot), so I've been writing what happened where I forgot to. I have this habit of writing things that happened on that date in the little box. :]

My calendars on April, which is Luna. That makes my day! :]

Yesterday was Fred and George Weasley's birthday. That was spectacular cause everyone at school was getting pranked and Fred was probably enjoying it wherever he was. The Marauders too. :]

I don't think they're dead though. Not Fred, atleast, or Sirius.

JK just put them in some weird spot where they can watch everything and laugh at people when they fall down.

Anyways, I'm going to head back to my cheesy macaroni and my gorgeous sparkly statue beings.

Love you all who take the time to read this insanity!

-Sam, Ziva, JamesPotterROCKS. (They're all one person, me.)

<33